RIP

pray for the soul of lakwatsa kid, for school has started, and lakwatsa has ceased.
may his soul come back to haunt this blog and make a new random post whenever he may feel and whereer he may go X|

how much lower can you get?

first day of my trip to china. i look for a washroom, and i'm greeted with a crazy looking urinal and an even crazier toilet. crap.

note: didn't update yesterday like i was supposed to, cause blogger was under maintenance when i felt like posting.
also, Nayou, RasperryJam, and Yoshi are busy with school, and me and RKP Drick :] got a vacation extension of one week. and since the latter is lazy, imma haf to make all the posts. and i'm not sure what happens when school starts next monday..

FINALLY

i've found my flash drive. will update later.

my list of heroes

since i still haven't found my flash drive imma put up a list of some of my heroes.
for all i know, maybe i'd have something in common with whoever's reading this right now.

Angus Young
EVH
Joe Satriani
Lee asher
Paul Gilbert
Steve Brown
Wayne Houchin

anybody who's awesome with photoshop

some of my friends are my heroes, too.

well, you might ask, what is my definition of a hero? well, my heroes are people i want to slay.



got the idea from this forum post below (posted at the CT forums):

Here's a thought...

In ancient Greek literature, the concept of the archetype is very common.

There are stories about the evil archetype, stories about the warrior archetypes, just about anything you can think of really. I was always fascinated with this genre of writing.

I picture myself as an archetype.

One of the biggest lessons I took from this literature was the idea of slaying the hero.

Possibly you might recognize this concept when I refer to it as the student surpassing the teacher.

This is a right of passage.

This happens in EVERY culture. It has been happening since the dawn of time.

Its importance is paramount.

I remember the day my father told me he couldn't teach me anymore sleight of hand because I had gained a greater understanding of it than he.

Right there and then, I had slayed one of my heroes.

Actually, I slayed my biggest hero. The world was now mine.

Do you have any heroes?

Do you have a burning desire to meet your heroes, and then slay them? (This is a figure of speech - just to clarify for all you stalkers.)

This holds true for things other than magic.

A sport you are active in or an instrument you play, could expose you to someone you might hold in a high regard.

I await all your responses!

Lee Asher

Ps. I still have heroes that need slaying. The beautiful part is they will never be slayed - and thus they will remain heroes.

I Just Het Eet

Wen i c ader pipul on the intirnet with spelling wrong and also gramar bad very.
I aLso HaTe EEt wHEn PipUls tYpE LikE thIS.


it's just plain annoying and stupid, specially if they think they're right, and even argue about it.
go back to school. I know I will next week.

gaaaaah.

I can't find my flash drive. no picture blogs from me 'till i find it... -_-

school.

it doesn't start till monday but it's already sucking teh life outta this blog -_-

pics of raziel from errr... someone's flickr

soooo... uhhhh....

where is this lot you speak of?

taken somewhere in taiwan, pic from justine

Just Imagine....

how hard it was to carry coins in the old days...

I Think I Hear My Conscience!!?!@!!$#$

oh, wait, it's just the old guy with the weird hat...

pic courtesy of RaspberryJam

Addition to the pedestrian lanes post

A few whiles back, I saw the post by Hellfire Prince about pedestrian lanes (linky) and I remember I had this nice and innocent MMDA picture. I dunno who made the picture since I just got it somewhere(It's prolly safe to think that this is shopped since I doubt that the MMDA would allow this kind of signage. But who knows? it ain't impossible considering that there's a lot of "eccentric" goverment leaders out there.). Err I'll put down this post if it offends anybody.

hmmmm.... looks familliar?

compare these

(look at the last one with your head tilted approx. 90^o to YOUR right)

with this
whatchu guys think?

first three pics taken somewhere in Jinjiang, China
Fourth pic... well... errr... i forgot where i got it. i just googled nike logo. lol.

OH NO!

teh Koreans.... errr.... aliens! are coming!!..
i patiently await teh spaceship invasion...

picture taken somewhere in Stanley, Hong Kong

Self-Defense.

With violence here and there. Theft, robbery and er.. uh.. burglary. (lol, they're all the same) It's about time we kids teach ourselves self-defense.

And what better medium of self-defense other than Martial Arts? XD

This is what Pedestrian Lanes are for.

(it says walang tawiran, nakamamatay/no crossing, it's deadly!)

but where are the white lines of salvation???

and what're they whisperin 'bout across the street?

as i cross the street to find out,
i was given a ticket for crossing a pedestrian lane-less road. -_-

first pic courtesy of Nayou
second pic taken somewhere in Tondo, Manila
third pic taken from this URL

note: didn't have any cops who could pose for me from the other side of the street, so i resorted to taking from the interwebs.

Mario broth...err sisters?

Mario and Luigi never looked this good.

Pikachu. -o-

Remember that small yellow creature from pokemon? I bring you 3 Pikachu cosplayers. And yeah, you just gotta love those cute chubby cosplaying guys.

Translation Error?

translation error? hope not. i'd like to see some reading coffee sometime soon.

361 degrees

(some clothing store in china you've never heard of)

will always be a hundred and eighty-one degrees more than

180 degrees youth hub

note: you prolly won't get this if you don't know what 180^o is
additional note: wow i actually remembered how to use superscript.

first picture taken somewhere in xiamen
second taken from http://www.180deg.org

simple thoughts

why i don't think our blog has the potential to have much traffic compared to other blogs?
because i feel it doesn't appeal to a large group of people. the humor may not be crude enough (isn't it simple enough to understand?). it doesn't have politics. and things like hayden kho and katrina halili and that guy who poured water somewhere and free sex videos if you give us your email. just thoughts though. now keep thinking
*cough*stalling for time cause something's wrong with my blogger uploader*cough*

school again?!

school is coming and the boys just cant wait to see their girls.

and because of that we sometimes get into stupid fights

and ofcourse we can't avoid scandals like this one.

ENJOY YOUR SUMMER WHILE YOU STILL CAN

uhh.. Hi?

Hello there.. I'm Jam. Just your common netizen-lurker. I'm not that interesting nor important, but if anybody wants to know me more just holler me up(I'm cute and single btw). I'm also from DLSU, so fear me for I might have the piggy flu.

So with all that said, I bring you a Nintendo Wii with a hard drive. Now who says only the Xbox360 and the Ps3 can handle massive downloaded games?

Welcome, Jam!

I eagerly welcome our newest blog author, and resident internet lakwatsero, Jam a.k.a. RaspberryJam :)
he'll be handling most of the random blog posts :P

Who Posted What?

well, i noticed that many people can't distinguish which author posted what.
well, you can find the author of the post at the charcoal colored-ish box at the bottom of each blog post. happy reading!

Lakwatsa Kid 2.0 is officially up!

THANKYOUVERYMUCH, YOSHI!

interesting....

now, who else would like some al-cologned hands? (click the image to see clearly)
y'all don't wanna get swine flu, now, don't ya?

btw, i'm not sure if it's just me, but this stuff kinda smells like Chanel No.5

taken in my uncle's house in Hong Kong

Lakwatsa Kid STILL Can't..

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/164249/CHED-Class-opening-in-colleges-postponed-to-June-15

Sheesh, the sun's out, the weather's fine, my wallet's empty and my Index finger's itching to press my cam's shutter. Gods of education, why are you failing me?

I dunno 'bout you, but as for me, I've never seen a summer this boring. All summer long all I did was play cards and board games with myself (Call me weird. I don't care)

One week, eh?


















Oh well.. Back to lakwatsa-less moping.

No Man In His Right Mind....

would be going around outside wearing shorts like these.

taken somewhere in Stanley, Hong Kong

just another book...

that captain obvious would read.

taken at one of the many Relay bookstores in the HKIA

sorry for the lack of posts today. was busy. then blogger went nuts.
oh, and. woohoo we're #16 nao!

Lakwatsa Kid 2.0

It's coming.....

to eat you, then kill you. >:)

well, it's coming and it's pretty much finished, thanks to Yoshi. it just needs some polishing.

UPDATE!!:
all that's missing now is an awesome header pic and one column needs rearrangement.

Welcome, Yoshi!

Welcome to our new blog designer, Yoshi!!! :D

Lakwatsa Kid Can't...

It's official.. Rain = FOE~

I mean, how the hell can you make "lakwatsa" if the sky's like this?:

(Ortigas)














No one told me the sun's this good at hide and seek.

It's all because of you, Rain.

Now Lakwatsa kid can't. (well, at least for me.)
- Nayou

addition: due to bad weather here (annoying incessant rain...) we'll be mostly using old pics stored in our PCs or something
- Hellfire Prince

Site Update!

viewers can now post anonymously!!

we jumped from #107 to #63 in the philippine top blogs (humor category)
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO VIEWED!! please come back as post are updated regularly!! :D
don't forget to tell all your friends 'bout it!

EDIT: we're #43 NOW!!!! :D:D:D

We're Growing!!!!

Give a warm welcome to the newest author in the Lakwatsa Kid Team, Drick! a.k.a. RKP Drick :]

It's Official!!!

I officially welcome Jen! a.k.a. Nayou!!! Team Lakwatsa Kid's new author!

Sticking Out like Hay in a Needle Stack

they just do, don't they? SWINEEEEEEEE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

taken near the Fortress Hill MTR station

additional note: it took me forever to get shots of people wearing masks in hong kong.

Poorly Made in China

these are the kind of books captain obvious would waste his time and money on.

taken in one of the relay bookstores in the HKIA

I unofficially welcome Jen!

give a warm welcome to Jen, our brand new blog author! :)
(officially making this a team blog)
it's unofficial since he hasn't accepted the invitation and made a name an stuff yet.

GO TEAM LAKWATSA KID!! :D

Dragonballs, Anyone?

Didn't go in. I might've seen big burly men on roids inside fighting for balls.


taken somewhere in Hong Kong. saw it on the way to Stanley

SUPPPAHSTORE

sorry for the completely irrelevant blog post. this post is for someone.
uhhh sooo.... yeah.... SUPPAH!

taken near the fortress hill MTR station in Hong Kong

COOLEST DOG EVAR!

why can't i have a dog like this?

taken somewhere in Stanley, Hong Kong

HELP WANTED, we have cookies >:)

i need someone who knows HTML or can teach me HTML in depth.
and someone who can teach me how to put watermarks on photos. -_-

EDIT: Yoshi is now on the design team. and Nayou made watermarks (but i dun know how to use photoshop. lol) anyone who wants to join just comment here and leave your info and intents, you will then go through a screening, and IF we feel like it, a YM confe. have a nice day :)

oh, btw, the screening and confe doesn't apply to people we know IRL, as long as they can keep up with the rest of the blog and actually be helpful

the Koreans are way, way better.

The Dutch..... they're just too obvious.


click this to see what the koreans did

special thanks to Joanna a.k.a. snowprincess for teaching me how to use: a href=" "
taken at a department store somewhere in Amsterdam

WHAAAATTTT???

NAUNAHAN AKO NG HAPONESANG TAGA LA SALLE MAGDALA NG SWINE FLU SA PINAS???!?!?!

in english:
some japanese girl studying in la salle beat me in bringing swine flu to the philippines??!?!!!?!

links to the news:
text
video


taken in mah uncle's place in Hong Kong

couldn't wait till tomorrow to update :P

WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE EXPORT ITEM FROM HONG KONG TO CHINA?

YOU GUESSED IT! (OR MAYBE NOT)

HONG KONG'S GARBAGE!!

taken somewhere in Hong Kong.

OFICCIALY UN-GROUNDED!!!

ha. one month into half a day. who says proving your parents wrong was a bad thing? WILL RESUME UPDATING TOMORROW!! :)

NO UPDATES FOR A MONTH

Calvin Got Grounded >_<
anyway letting everyone know that he got Grounded! XD
~drick :D follow me at
http://responsablengkabataangpinoy.blogspot.com thanks! :))

looks like there's somebody inside.

i come home to the Philippines and while waiting for mah baggage. i see one that looks like it has........... somebody in in it........ scareh. thw scariest part? The koreans are coming for you next. They've already begun brainwashing people with their shows.

taken in NAIA arrival section

note: Korean yung nakasulat sa baggage click the image to enlarge. special thanks to Jen for telling me the Korean text was barely readable. and looked like Persian or soemthing from afar

new room in the HKIA

praying room? O_o

taken near gate 41 of the departure section in HKIA